Just For Laugh

Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down.
His secretary walked up to him and asked,

'Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your gate ?'

Boss was not smart enough to understood, so he went back into his office looking a bit puzzled !
When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his Zipper was not zipped up.
He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, then boss finally understood.
He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.
When he reached her desk, He said,

'When you saw the gate open did you see my BMW parked in there ?'

The secretary smiled for a moment and said,

'No, Boss I didn't.

All I saw was a Kancil 600 with 2 flat tyres.'

Boss went back to his office mumbling... LOL..

My New Hair Style~

WooooHooo..

Stella-the-Ong finally have a New Hair Style.

Went over to ZinG Hair Studio situated at Genting Klang with tzongmeng n eunice(my roommate) last Wednesday to get my haircut.

It was a last minute decision but it ended up I am quite Happy with Ms. Shino Lee's (my hair stylist) piece of Work. She is also the 'Contractor' who removed tzongmeng's "Atap".

"Atap" is used to describe tzongmeng's hair. Lol..

Here's the pictures of brand New picture of Stella-the-Ong

My lovely Roommate n I

Atap-less Tzongmeng n I

ThaTs all fOr noW. TilL thEn, ByE~

Albus Dumblebore

I just took the 'Which Harry Potter Character Are You' in Facebook.

And guess what, i got the Great Albus Dumblebore

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The description are as follow:

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"You are wise, kind and still ready to fight for what you think is right..so just dont keep too many secrets so when you're gone, people wont think that you were shady.."

Hey People,

I own A Facebook account already

So pls feel free to add me at:

stella_xyf490@hotmail.com

See u There

Bye~!

Sushi Bonanza

It all started two days ago. I mean the sushi bonanza promotion. Itz from the 13th to 16th of April 2009. So, me, tzongmeng, eunice(my roommate), yik heng, chingyin, eu ern went to seized control of the Sushi King's conveyor belt at KLCC yesterday.

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Long story cut short, the 6 of us ate :

-26 of the purple plate
- 11 of the beige plate
-8 of the pink plate
-1 of the red plate

So, now i let the pictures do the talking.

TzongMeng's Plate Tower

Smiling Happily =)

YikHeng n Chingyin

Eunice n Eu Ern

Unagi Fiesta for Unagi Loverssss

The bill end up to be RM 101 for 46 plates. So, dont waste this golden opportunity. Thats why we are going again 2moro!! Hahahaha..

Till then, Bye~!

My New Laptop!!

Finally, i got my laptop after pestering my parents for

ONE whole YEAR!!

So now i am blog-ing about my New Laptop on my New Laptop.

How cool is that..?

I bought Dell Studio 1555

Processor : Intel Core 2 Duo T6400 (2.0GHz, 2MB Cache, 800Mhz FSB)
RAM : 2GB
Hard Disk : 320GB
Size : 15.6" WXGA TFT Display
Graphic Card : ATI Radeon HD 4570 with 512MB VRAM
-Bluetooth
-2 Megapixel Webcam
-Integrated Card Reader

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This laptop comes with Dell Synergy Carrying case n Backpack + Kingston 4GB Pendrive + Mouse + USB HUB + Headset + Cleaning Kit + Cooler pad + Keyboard cover..

And the price is RM2822..!!!!!

Tight Schedule

Sorry for not updating my blog for quite a while. I was kinda busy for this few weeks.

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As some of my fellow frens, i mean those TARCians may know that we SBS Student Welfare Committees will be in charge of Mass Call this year and i am appointed as the Asst Programme Coordinator.So that means i will be super busy as there are a lot of task to be completed. Meeting + deadline = stress la.. Haha.. To those who doesn't know about mass call, i shall briefly describe it. Itz the most important orientation programme in TARCollege as we will be the frontline of TARC by being the 1st to greet and welcome our juniors and all the VIP n VVIP n sometimes even VVVIP will come attend this formal event.

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Besides that, i was also busy finding for job for this coming PC Fair which will be held from the 10th to 12th of April 2009 at KLCC. After being conned by 2 companies, i finally got a job from MTEC which is the 3rd company. The pay rate is rm60 per day including lunch n dinner. Itz kinda low huh..? But what to do, our country is facing recession now!! So itz like take it or leave it. MTEC is a company which sells all the computer's accessory such as :

i) CPU

ii) Graphic Card

iii) Hard Disk (external)

iv) RAM

v) Motherboard

vi) Pendrive and many more

So, to those who are interested in getting all these stuffs, must remember to come and purchase it from me k. Maybe i can give discount.. Maybe only k.. No guarantee..Hahaha.

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Last of all, i am crazy over the latest Korean drama "Boys Over Flowers" which is also known as kkotboda namja.. Itz the korean version of Meteor Garden. Itz a must watch drama!!I cant get over GOO JON PYO!! Sorry to those Ji Hoo's Fans but i am in love with Goo Jon Pyo.. Haha..

Ok. That all for now!! Bye~

DOTA

I just played my 1st Dota match in my Life!!

Suprisingly, itz quite interesting and this is all thankz to

Ong Tzong Meng a.k.a The Dota Maniac..

He gave me a 30min lecture and 15min tutorial..

Then, he let me try out a match without any Heros but myself and I Won!!

..HahaHeheHaha..

That all for now, i need to go to bed and get some sleep..

Gud Nite.. Bye~

I own a Good Posture??

I had my OHR (organisation&human resource) presentation 3days ago which is on last Wednesday. As usual, it's a last minute work. My question is "What is the culture that distinguishes TAR College from all other colleges." So i decided to choose the most renowned culture which is the language. This is because about 90% of the community of TAR College are Chinese who practices the 'Shi Bu Shi' culture.

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The night before the presentation, me, tzongmeng, yikheng and chingyin went for Bak Kut Teh at Kepong although there will be a presentation the next day and we didnt prepare anything yet. Terror huh?? On the other hand, yik heng ang ching yin really surprise us with their ability to eat and also their stomach's capacity!! No joke!! But i shall not review any further details about them.

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After the presentation the next morning, our tutor gave us some comment on the presentation. She said, "I can see that you all are well prepared and have done a lot of research for it, Well Done!!" Immediately, me n tzongmeng look at each other and we burst into laughter. Besides that, she also gave me a personal comment which is, "You have a good body posture, and you look very beautiful with that standing posture. Your angle is just nice and everything is perfect." Hahaha.. All in all, i think that our group which consist on me, tzongmeng, wingkong, chenwai, hooisan, and bee yan did quite well for the presentation. *clap clap*

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Last but not least, i bought a financial calculator which cost rm120 as i will be using it for my principle of finance subject. Here is a picture of my HP 10bll financial calculator.

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I feel so Alone..

Disappointment after disappoinment

This is what my mum feel for me every time when i get my results. She is always not happy with the result i obtained. She expect me to get straight A in all my exams. No A means i didnt study well. I admit that i didnt start studying earlier but I have already done my Best. At first, i was contented with my result but after hearing what my mum have to say about it, I really think that i'm a Failure. And itz like the end of the world.

I screwed up 42% of my tenenage life..ONLY..

[ ] Gotten detention

[ ] Gotten your phone taken away in class

[ ] Gotten suspended

[ ] Gotten caught chewing gum

[X] Gotten caught cheating on a test

Total: 1

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[X] Arrived late to class more than 5 times

[X] Didn’t do homework over 5 times

[ ] Turned at least 3 projects in late

[X] Missed school cause you felt like it

[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class

Total : 3

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[ ] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school

[X] Texted people during class

[X] Passed notes

[ ] Threw stuff across the room

[X] Laughed at the teacher

Total : 3

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[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm

[ ] Went on myspace , facebook , xanga , etc. on the computer at school

[X] Took pictures during school hours

[ ] Called someone during school hours

[ ] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc. during class

Total : 1

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[ ] Threw something at the teacher

[X] Went outside the classroom without permission

[ ] Broke the dress code

[ ] Failed a class

[X] Ate food during class

Total : 2

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[ ] Gotten a call from school

[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly

[X] Didn’t take your stuff to school

[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go

[ ] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking

[ ] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear

Total : 1

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[X] Faked your parents signature

[X] Slept in class

[ ] Cursed at a teacher to their face

[X] Copied homework
Total: 3

Grand total : 14

Multiply by 3: 42%

Surprisingly, I didn't screwed up my teenage life!! I'm so proud of myself.. =)

This proves that I'm a GOOD student!!

Then repost this as "I screwed up xx% of my teenage life".

Random Outing

4th March 09

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My 3rd Semester started 3 days ago..For this sem, I only have 2 subjects to study which are Principle of Finance and Organisation & Human Resource..So, I have a kinda relaxing timetable.. Which also means more outing!!

2day is my 1st outing for this sem..I went to Sg Wang and also Connaught Night Market a.k.a Pasar Malam..

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I'm supposed to have lecture till 1.30p.m today but i left early.. Itz not because i'm lazy (i'm a good student ok!!) but our Dearest lecturer for Principle of finance is really erm..i would describe her as Inexperienced.. Almost 1/4 of the students left early as well..After sneaking out from the lecture hall, me, tzong meng and a few of my fellow classmates went over to Cheras to have lunch then we head to HUKM for my blood test..

Later on,tzong meng suggested to go Sg Wang because he need to get his suit done so we(me,tm,yen kuan) took public transport which is the LRT and monorail to Sg Wang..

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Today, I broke my no-shopping-promise as i bought a lovely purple top from Sg Wang. BBUUUTTT, i manage to get a discount from the promoter which is superb in persuading customers to buy their product.

Then, we head back to Cheras and went for the pasar malam with Sean..

So, thats how i spend my day today.. Got to sleep Soon as i will be having class at 8.30am tomorrow.. Good Nite.. Sugar Dreamzzz..

Little Nyonya

I am currently addicted to a MediaCorp production which is Little Nyonya.

This Singaporean Drama is indeed a Marvellous piece of work.

*clap clap*

It's a drama series based on the lives of Straits-born Chinese and have a total of 34 episodes. It is a very captivating drama that will cause you to stay up all night long just to know what's gonna happen next. The show not only kept me gripped to my chair episode after episode, it was both educational and entertaining as well. Itz a 9/10 rating from Me~ So, itz a Must watch Drama.

The Casts

My Vday Present..

~My bouquet of Plushie~

Lovely

~My Burberry Brit Sher~

From another Angle

Thankz DEAR!!

Only One

First and Foremost,

Happy Valentine Day!!

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Secondly, i would like to dedicated this to Ong Tzong Meng :

U are the only 1 I Love

the only 1 I'm dreaming of

the only 1 whose smile n gentle touch

makes every moment mean so much..

U are the only 1 I Love

the only 1 i'm alwiz thinking of

the 1 who will 4ever be

the 1 and Only One love 4 me!!

~

Thankz for making my life so colourful!!

I had d BEST Valentine Day!! All thankz to U and all your efforts!!

Love U!!

Thankz for the perfume + bouquet of Plushie!! Love it!!

KissinG

CHICAGO – Just in time for Valentine's Day, a panel of scientists examined the mystery of what happens when hearts throb and lips lock.

Kissing, it turns out, unleashes chemicals that ease stress hormones in both sexes and encourage bonding in men, though not so much in women.

For men, oxytocin levels increased, indicating more interest in bonding, while oxytocin levels went down in women.

I found this article from yahoo.. Amazing huh..??

So to all girls out there, be Careful when smooching with a guy coz u will never know what will happen.. Haha.. Ur life could be in a threat!! Hahaha..

1st Tag~

This is the 1st time i got Tagged!!
It's harder than it looks!
Here are the rules:
-Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag twenty people.
-Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real...nothing made up!
-If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers.
-You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name : Stella

2. A four Letter Word : Star

3. A boy's Name : Simon (my bro's name)

4. A girl's Name : Stephanie

5. An occupation : Student (tats my occcupation..lol..)

6. A color : Sky blue

7. Something you'll wear : Skirt

8. A food : Sushi

9. Something found in the bathroom : Soap

10. A place : Switzerland

11. A reason for being late : Slept late

12. Something you'd shout : Shut Up

13. A movie title : Sex and the City..18SX

14. Something you drink : Soup (lol)

15. A musical group : Secondhand Serenade (double S)

16. An animal : Seahorse

17. A street name : South Street in Manhattan

18. A type of car : SLK (small little kancil)

19. The title of a song : So What by Pink

Did you saw the word TAG TWENTY PERSON?
I will definitely not tag that much.
Here's my tag list :
-Eileen
-Alex
-Caryn
-ZhiQin
-Ester
-MingYing
-TzongMeng

To That Special Someone

If U are a cHocoLaTe

U are the SweEtEst

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If U are a TeDdYbEaR

U are the most HuGabLe

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If U are the STAR

U are the BrIgHteSt!!

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And Since toDay is ur SpEciaL daY

I would like to take this oppoturnity to wiSh U a Very

HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY!!

I'm Broke!!

Ok,i admit that i am BAD at budgeting.. So now i have to bare the consequences!!That is

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I'M BROKE!!

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I was very thrifty during the 1st few month when i first started college..

BUT Now not anymore!!

I tend to overspend especially when there is Sales and i really hate myself for that.. I am not disciplined enough but i Promised myself that i will try very very Best to change..

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So from next Semester onwards i have to:

i) feel hungry less (which is kinda impossible for ME)

ii) spend not more than rm5 per day

iii) resist my craving fot Korean Food n BAK KUT TEH

iv) expect my hair to turn curly (as a result of consuming too much instant noodle)

AND most importantly:

v) i MUST prohibit myself from SHOPPING!!

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Hopefully, by doing so i will be able to restore my money supply in the bank..

Till then..Bye~

I Sweep He Mop

"Stella, since you are free, tomorrow help mummy to mop the whole house,k??"

That was how I was assigned by my mum to sweep and mop the house.

Forget to mention, in my mum's dictionary, mop include sweep as well.. So, u better do both or u will be asked to do it again.. No JOKE!!

On that fine morning, me a.ka. poor Cinderella have to wake up early to perform my task.. Sob Sob.. Then suddenly the door bell rang *Ding Dong*.. And there stood Prince Ong Tzong Meng to my rescue!! HaHaHa..

I then told him the whole story and he as a kind hearted Prince agreed to help me out!!Yay!! Yay!! We decided to share the 'burden' and so i will do the sweeping and he will deal with the mopping..

Amazingly, the super sophisticated task of cleaning the surface where we walk on is completed within a world record time of 30min!! This is all thankz to my Prince!! HeHe..
On more thing, tzong meng broke my house's mop while he is mopping.. Here is a picture of him posing with the broken mop!!

Tat's all for Now!! Toodles..

FART

Different citizen in different country have their own way to excuse themselves when they release ‘unwanted gas’. Here are some examples:

In US, when people fart, they will say:

Excuse Me

In UK , when people fart, they will say:
Pardon Me

In Singapore, when people fart, they will say:
Forgive Me

BUT

In Malaysia, when people fart, they will say:
NOT ME!!

~Reunion Dinner's Menu~

Traditionally, Chinese Families would gather for a feast one day before Chinese New Year. This meal is known as 'Tuan Yuan Fan'. This is one of the most important meals for the Chinese. For those family members that live far away from home would make special effort to attend this meal. This is because Chinese place a lot of emphasis on being reunited with their family members especially for this day.

There is usually an abundance of food prepare for this meal. The Chinese believe that having an excess of food on the table symbolises Good Fortune for the New Year, as it would bring excess wealth.

Cut cut cut..!! Back to the title, the Reunion Dinner Menu for this year.. I shall allow these pictures to do all the talking.. Hahaha.. Enjoy~

Ox-perity Yee Sang with Salmon

Braised Vegetable with 3 Treasures

Top Shell Salad

Sea Cucumber with Pork

Ha Lok Prawn

Potato Salad

Nyonya's Fear Factor

Soup of the Day

sorry, no picture available for this..

And last but not least :

Dessert
Vanilla Ice cream with Peach

At the end, everyone is full and bloated.. And some even have to walk like a pregnant lady..

~Tats all folks~

An Ox-citing Year

Let us all celebrate the

Golden Ox-cellence of Chinese New Year

with lots of lovable

Ox-portunities, Ox-perity, and Ox-piciousness!!

3 letter Words

I wanna make a BIG SEND OFF to

Business Information Systems & Application's 3 letter words..!!

Which are:

~TPS, MIS, ESS, DSS, KWS, OAS, ERP, CRM, SCM~

And now i have a 3 letter word for all of you

BYE!!

"Rubella"-The New "Disease"

Monday, 19th of Jan-A new professor named Prof. Rubella Lim Chin Yean had discovered a new function for the rubella vaccination which is to prevent pregnancy until one reaches the age of 18. This is indeed a Remarkable Discovery in model of modern science. Prof. Rubella had received a Nobel Prize from the Ministry of Health of Spicy Ayam Goreng.

McD Fever

To tell the truth of the very very very truth..

I dunno how 2 start a post..

Everytime when i feel like blogging, i will start asking my PA (personal assistant) how to start.. And his answer will alwiz be the same, "Just write what u feel like writing.

So itz doesnt really help me at all..Sob sob..

But since this my own blog,i shall try it myself!! Wish me luck!!


*clearing throat* eerrhhmmpphh *clearing throat*



McD has been my latest hang out place since it's exam period..

Since i dont have any roommate, so i dont quite prefer neither to stay in my room or study in there.. Coz itz kinda quiet n sometimes creepy....

So i will go to McD Taman Melati which is located 5mins from my place to STUDY n sometimes have my dinner/supper/breakfast there.. I usually hang out there wif my McD 'Spicy Ayam Goreng' Gang..Lol..The spicy Ayam Goreng Gang consist of :

1. Me


2. Tzong Meng a.k.a the driver


3. Chin Yean a.k.a the spicy ayam goreng Forum Administrator
   
4. Lik Wen a.k.a Ooi

T2ong menG n I


From left : Lik Wen , Me , Chin Yean


Enjoying Spicy AYAM GORENG

And also not forgetting, a picture of :

MYSELF!!!!!!

p.s : pls ignore the 2 person behind me..they are my bodyguards..hehe..

We were there till 4.30am..

After that, we head on to Steven's Corner for Nasi Lemak Sotong Goreng!! Nyam nyam!!

Lastly, return to our respective nests at 5.30 in the morning!! Lol..

The Birth~!!

As all of u can see from the title above

Today is the Birthday of My Very Own BloG!!

'Happy Birthday to Stell@'s Blog'

Well,I would say that it is definitely a Date to remember for everyone as it is a historical day where my blog is finally created..

To all the readers of my blog, i promise that i will try my very best 2 update every single meaningful, humorous, lame, and so on post

that occur occasionally in my Daily Life!!

That's all for now.. Bye!!